在某个遥远的二手次元
你为什么想要改变并不想被改变的人 Why are you trying to change people who don't want to be changed?
前期回顾
如果想做出改变 就需要权力 If you want change, you need power.
任何那样渴望权力的人都不应该拥有它 Anybody who wants power that bad shouldn't have it.
那样说你就是完美的领袖了 对吗 That would make you the perfect leader, wouldn't it?
你还是没有集齐所有需要的物品 卡瑟 You still don't have everything you need, Carcer.
我们不知道一共有多少魔法物品 We have no idea how many artefacts there are.
-就剩一件了 -那就是你 - There's just one more. - And it's you.
如果这个变成紫色 你的血液中就有奥克钢 If this turns purple, you've got Octiron in your blood.
-是什么结果 -正常 - What does that mean? - It's normal.
如果他不是第三件魔法物品 那谁是 If he's not the third artefact, then who is?
兰金女士 You know, Lady Ramkin,
剪嘴鸥经常吹嘘掐死你母亲是多么轻而易举 Skimmer often brags about how easy it was to throttle your mother.
你能保证我的安全吗 警监 Can you guarantee my safety, Captain?
克鲁塞斯已经不在了 Cruces is gone.
我担心的不是克鲁塞斯博士 It's not Dr Cruces that I'm worried about.
她是谁 Who is she?
帮我们找到最邪恶的萨姆·威姆斯 Find us the worst version of Sam Vimes
我们会让他杀死西碧尔·兰金 and we'll make him murder Sybil Ramkin.
我们找到他了 We've found him!
走吧 Go.
有个巫师被毒药丸给卡住了 A wizard was choking on a poison pill.
我不得不把手指头捅进他的嗓子 I had to push my fingers down his throat
以避免他反流 to prevent regurgitation.
我喜欢这个词 I love that word.
反流 Regurgitation.
他非常想要活下去 于是咬断了我的手指 He wanted to live so badly he bit off my finger.
我非常想让他死 于是就任由他咬了 I wanted him to die so badly I let him.
你这如此强烈的信念吗 威姆斯 Believe in anything that much, Vimes?
对警卫队 The Watch?
对你自己 Yourself?
你留在城里就死定了 You stay in this city, you're a dead man.
这一点你我都一样吧 Isn't that true of us both?
对了 我就觉得这东西眼熟 Oh, yes, I thought I recognised that.
警卫队警监的警徽 The Watch Captain's badge
是刺客公会文化的宝贵遗物 is a precious relic in our Guild's culture.
记得瓦崔克国王吗 Remember King Veltrick?
警卫队的创始人 The founder of The Watch?
刺客割断他的喉咙时 他就戴着这个 He was wearing that when an assassin cut his throat.
等你的死期降临时 How appropriate that you'll be wearing it
你也戴着它该多恰当啊 警监 when your time comes, Captain.
所以你就把他放了 So you just let him walk?
如果卡罗卜是对的 If Carrot's right,
卡瑟去过未来 他对我们的一举一动了如指掌 Carcer's been to the future and he knows our every move.
我们都不知道他人在哪里 We don't even know where he is or...
有谁或者有什么在帮助他 Or who or what's helping him.
所以正义无关紧要了 So justice doesn't matter anymore?
无论第三件魔法物品是谁 Whoever that third artefact is,
卡瑟都比我们更接近找到那个人 Carcer is closer to finding them than we are.
我们没有余力收押犯人 We're in no shape to take in prisoners.
我不得不那么做 I did what I had to do.
人生总是有选择的 There is always a choice
选择不得不做的事 还是该做的事 between what you have to do and what you should do.
你当时想把他扔出去送死 You were gonna let that man walk out there to his death.
我做错了就会承认 I can admit when I'm wrong.
我做对了就会承认 And I can admit when I'm right.
如果你不把剪嘴鸥关在这 我就再把他抓起来 If you don't hold Skimmer here, I will recapture him.
等我把他教训改造完毕 And by the time I'm done with him,
他就不会是穿刺公爵了 he won't be so much The Duke of Stab,
他会变成陶艺和纺织王子 as he'll be the Prince of Pottery! And Textiles!
你说你不搞那一套了 You said you'd given all that up.
也许那也是我搞错了 Well, maybe I was wrong about that, too.
因为我那一套比我们做过的努力管用得多 Because it worked far better than anything we've tried in here.
你敢迈出那扇门一步 You step one foot outside that door,
我就去你的府邸把你逮捕 I will come to your mansion and I will arrest you.
以什么罪名 For what?
替你做你该做的事吗 Doing what you should have done?
以你滥用私刑 For taking the law into your own hands.
不管是私刑还是公法 Whatever law there is,
都需要比你更强大的人来执行 萨姆 it belongs to a far stronger set of hands than yours, Sam.
西碧尔 Sybil...
西碧尔 Sybil?
敢迈出那扇门一步... One foot outside that door...
这下要受罪了 This is gonna hurt.
绮莉 马上来杯克拉其咖啡 Cheery, Klatchian coffee now.
有人昨晚没睡觉啊 Somebody didn't sleep last night.
卫 兵 第一季 第七集
灵感来自特里·普拉切特爵士笔下人物
卫 兵
第一季 第七集
♪ 你冻僵了 ♪ ♪ You're frozen ♪
♪ Hey! Hey...
想干点...另类的事吗 Wanna do something... geeky?
要不要来玩... Should we start a...
叫什么来着 Well, what do you call it?
角色扮演游戏 A role-playing game?
让我... I'm just gonna...
我之前看到你在楼上吧台 I saw you upstairs at the bar.
形影单只 All by yourself.
我想着你可能会想下来 I thought maybe you'd like to come down here
加入我的互助小组 and join my little support group...
处子互助 For virgins.
你为什么会觉得我是处子 What makes you think I'm a virgin?
我很敏感的 I'm really sensitive.
你在流血 You're bleeding.
对 Oh, yeah,
我刚做了血液检测 I just had a little blood test.
萨利能让你...好起来 Sally make it... better.
你干什么 What are you doing?
你怎么这么别扭 Why are you being so weird?
你的血有毒吗 Is the blood poisoned?
太咸了吗 Ugh, it's too salty?
拜托别有脓毒症 Oh, please not sepsis.
不是 我的血没问题 只是平凡的血 No, there's nothing wrong with it. It's just ordinary.
并不特别 也不高贵 Not... special or... noble.
亲爱的 血液的意义可不仅在于高贵 Oh, honey. There's more to blood than nobility.
我可以告诉你 世上只剩一个血统高贵的人了 And I can tell you for a fact there's only one noble-blood left.
西碧尔·兰金女士 Lady Sybil Ramkin.
萨利 你... Sally, you...
你简直是天才 You're a genius.
那就给本天才来点甜头 So show this genius the goods.
跳舞 Dance!
我走了 I'm gonna go.
该死 Shit.
他太一本正经了 萨利 He's too literal, Sally.
你已经死了 You're dead.
那我肯定也死了 Then I must be dead.
没错 Yes.
这次我肯定是真的死透透了 This time, I actually must be really dead.
我并不吃惊 Well, I'm not surprised.
就是今天了 Today's the day.
对我罪恶的惩罚 And the punishment for my sins
就是永世跟你关在一起 is an eternity in a cell with you.
我们已经当了两年狱友了 We've been cell mates for two years
你总说 要不是因为彼此 and you always said we would have gone mad
我们肯定早就疯了 if we didn't have each other.
-两年 -对吧 虎口先生 - Two years? - Isn't that right, Mr. Hand?
太令人心寒了 威姆斯 That's some hurtful shit, Vimes.
-可是... -怎么 - But... - What?
我怎么进来的 How did I get here?
你要在这里孤独终老了 You're gonna die in here alone now.
拜托 不用这么... Come on, there's no...
这是我的计划 我说了算 It's my plan, my way!
我在哪 这是什么地方 Where am I? What is this place?
这里是坦第 坦第监狱 It's Tanty! Tanty Prison!
坦第 Tanty?
那地方已经废弃了 都空了好多年了 That place is a wreck. It's been empty for years.
这里从没空过 This place has never been empty.
晨间检查 Morning inspection.
厄尔多 Urdo.
汇报 Report.
如数到齐 铁铸警官 Present and correct, Officer Ironfoundersson.
卡罗卜 Carrot?
小子 我见到你从没这么高兴过 Kid, I've never been so glad to see you.
列队站好 177号囚犯 On the dots, Prisoner 177!
小子 是我啊 你的警监 Kid, it's me, your captain.
想发言得举手 You'll raise your hand if you want to speak!
你穿的是凉鞋吗 Are those sandals?
你明知道他最爱穿凉鞋 You know he loves his sandals.
今天可别跟狱警找麻烦 And don't make trouble for the screws today.
我不知道这都是怎么回事 I don't know what's goin' on here,
但你要是再那样打我 but if you ever... hit me again like that,
我就扒下你的凉鞋 塞进你的... I'll take those sandals and shove them right up your...
闭嘴 Enough!
把他扔给野兽 Throw him to The Beast.
是 同志
野兽会把它大卸八块 Beast'll rip him limb from limb.
最邪恶的萨姆·威姆斯 The worst version of Sam Vimes.
懦弱 没骨气 Weak, spineless,
最危险的人类 the most dangerous of all humanity.
他要醒了 Oh, he's waking.
厄尔多 Urdo?
萨缪尔·威姆斯警监
虎口先生 Mr. Hand?
兰金女士在哪 Where's Lady Ramkin?
-她走了 -还带走了好男孩 - She left. - Took Goodboy.
你的外套怎么了 What happened to your jacket?
没什么 Nothing.
你的手怎么了 What happened to your... hands?
我喜欢你这个发型 Yeah, I like your... Your hair like that.
真的很称你 It really suits you
还有你的眉毛 也很好看... and your eyebrows, of course, they are nice with, sort of...
我想兰金女士也许是第三件魔法物品 Look, I think Lady Ramkin might be the third artefact.
旺斯和我说那个魔法书巫师 Wonse told me The Grimoire Sorcerer
把奥克钢注入了最后一位国王的血液中 put Octiron in the blood of the last king.
城里唯一拥有贵族血统的只有兰金女士了 Lady Ramkin's the only noble-blood left in the city.
你为什么这么肯定 What makes you so sure about that?
萨利 Sally.
-萨利 -萨利 - Sally? - Sally.
萨利是什么人 Who the hell's Sally?
她对血很了解 Well... She knows a lot about blood.
她是个臭气熏天的吸血鬼 She's a stinking vampire.
什么 你 What? You...
你的鼻孔都张大了 Your nostrils have gone all flarey.
狼人 吸血鬼 Werewolves. Vampires.
我只是希望他安全 I just want him to be safe.
这有什么问题 What's wrong with that?
-没问题 -走 我们去找兰金女士 - Nothing. - Come on. Let's find Lady Ramkin.
警监为什么要往外跑 Why's the captain running away?
我要打死你 I'm gonna beat ya,
吃掉你 eat ya,
然后把你排泄出来 and then excrete ya.
先生 你有诗人般的灵魂 Sir, you have the soul of a poet.
感谢老天 碎石 Thank the Gods! Detritus!
见到你真高兴 So good to see ya.
非常高兴 So good.
别胡闹 You cut that out.
你出拳前总是有预备动作 You always signpost your jab.
你杀了我最好的朋友 You killed my best friend.
我就是你最好的朋友 I'm your best friend!
你压死了皮凯蒂·扭扭 You landed on Pickety Warp.
斯尼凯蒂是谁 Who's Snickety...
皮凯蒂 Pickety!
吃掉你 Eat ya...
我不知道发生了什么事 I don't know what's happening,
但我不是你所想的那个萨姆 but I'm not the Sam you think I am!
你的手臂怎么长回来了 How come your arm grew back?
你以为我的手臂断了吗 You think I lost my arm?
没 Nah.
但你以为我以为你手臂断了 But you thought that I thought that you did.
我们来看看你到底是谁 Let's find out who you really are.
你急着去哪 Hey, where you going in a rush?
这是过去吗 Is this the past?
只是不同的现在 Just a different present.
你变年轻了 You look... You look so young.
你认识我吗 You know me?
卡瑟·邓恩 你是我朋友 Carcer Dun. You're my friend.
你和我想象的也不一样 朋友 You're not what I expected either, friend.
所以我才把你从监狱里救出来 That's why I busted you out of that prison.
没错 带你来到这个世界 Yeah. Brought you into this world.
来 呼吸一下这里的空气 来 Go on. Breathe its air. Go on.
比监狱里的好吧 Better than a prison cell, though, right?
算是吧 Well... yeah.
如果你想继续呼吸这里的新鲜空气 Well, if you want to keep breathing in this fresh air...
那你就必须照我说的去做 Yeah. Then you have to do everything that I say.
否则你一闭眼睡着 Otherwise you're gonna go back to that other place
就要回原来的地方去 the moment you fall asleep.
警监 Captain?
他是... That's the...
他是坦第最凶狠的狱警 That's the worst screw in Tanty.
但在这里 他是你的手下 Well, here he works for you.
没错 出于某种原因 他爱你 I know. For some reason, he, he loves you.
尊敬你 And respects you.
我说真的 No, seriously.
你叫他做什么 他都会照做的 And he'll do anything that you tell him.
来 戴上试试 Go on. Put it on. Try it.
试试跟他说 "待着别动 警员" Try telling him, "Stay there, Constable."
待着别动 警员 Stay there, Constable.
好 但要用上海盗的语气 Yeah, yeah, but a bit more like a pirate.
别忘了加上眼神 "待着别动 警员" Yeah, don't forget the eye. So, "Stay there, Constable"
待着别动 警员 Stay there, Constable.
-他一动不动 -一动不动 - He's staying. - He's staying.
-感觉很棒吧 -是的 - Feels good, right? - Yeah.
感觉很有力量 Yeah, feels powerful.
-想要保持这种感觉吗 -当然 - Wanna keep feeling powerful? - Yes.
那就照我说的做 Then do everything that I tell you.
首先 我们得甩掉他们 But first, we got to get rid of them.
好 Okay.
他们 他们在找一个人 they're... they're looking for somebody.
好像是兰金女士 Lady Ramkin?
他们说她是件物品 They said she's an artefact?
是这么说的吗 They did, did they?
有意思 Interesting.
好 谢谢 All right. Thanks.
引他们去坦第监狱 明白吗 Lead them to Tanty Prison, all right?
-待着别动 -就是这样 - Stay there! - You got it.
去吧 Off you go.
警监 Captain.
我们要马上去找兰金女士 We need to find Lady Ramkin immediately.
没错 Yes.
她在等我们 Oh, she's waiting for us.
-是吗 -是的 - Er, she is? - Yes.
为什么 长官 Why, sir?
她提到了一件物品 She said something about an artefact.
-所以我的判断是对的 -没错 - So then I was right? - Yes!
你真是个好...卡罗卜 You're a good... Carrot.
-我是你的警监 -是啊 - I'm your captain. - Sir.
你去集合其他人 So, er, you go get the others
然后我们一起去找她 and then we'll go to her.
刚才你为什么往外跑 长官 Why did you run off like that, sir?
我需要... I needed a...
我需要呼吸新鲜空气 I needed a breath of fresh air.
安科莫波克城有吗 In Ankh-Morpork?
-新鲜空气 -正是 - Fresh air. - Right.
这位是曾曾曾祖母 This is Great-Great-Great-Grandmother.
很荣幸认识您 It's a pleasure to meet you.
这是坦第地基中最古老的岩石 These are the oldest rocks in Tanty's foundations.
你那样抚摸奶奶真的好吗 Should you, er, be touching Grandma like that?
你们在交流 You're communing.
这不是你的世界 你不是我的威姆斯 Not your world. Not my Vimes.
你被调包了 You been swapped.
是你奶奶告诉你的吗 Did, did, did Grandma tell you that?
石头之间可以交流 Stone speaks stone.
即便相隔了你我两个分裂的世界 Even across splintered worlds like yours and mine.
被什么分裂 Splintered by what?
主要是不同的选择 Decisions, mostly.
被谁调包了 Swapped by who?
你的意思是说 Are... Are you telling me that
这个世界的威姆斯去了我的世界吗 the Vimes from this world is back in the world that I come from?
可能吧 Maybe.
那里的坦第是什么样子 What's Tanty like over there?
我不知道 我没去过坦第 Oh, I don't know. I'm not in Tanty.
我是警卫队警监 I'm the Captain of The Watch.
警卫队警监 别逗了 Captain of The Watch! Ha!
那个世界真是乱套了 That is one messed-up world.
你听到了吗 奶奶 Did you hear that, Grandma?
警卫队警监 Captain of The Watch.
她在笑 She's laughing.
你听不见 但是她真的在笑 You can't hear it, but she's laughing.
想听更有意思的事吗 Want to hear something really funny?
您的曾曾曾孙子还是我的警佐呢 Your great-great-grandson is my sergeant.
所以 我的威姆斯在你的世界 So, my Vimes is in your world,
还是你的碎石的老大吗 and he is your Detritus' boss?
什么 奶奶 What, Grandma?
帮我回去 Help me to get back.
很明显 我的出现肯定与魔法有关 Now, clearly, magic has something to do with me being here.
坦第有巫师吗 Are there any wizards in Tanty?
帮我越狱 去幽冥大学 Help me to break out of here and get to Unseen University.
可以吗 Can we do that?
你的碎石 是不是死了 Your Detritus... he's dead?
奶奶告诉我的 Grandma told me.
发生了什么 What happened?
你 You...
他 因公殉职 He... died doing his job.
不 No!
他第二次救了我的命 Second time he saved my life.
警佐 Sarge!
他曾是我最好的朋友 He was the best friend I ever had.
你现在是我最好的朋友 萨姆·威姆斯 You're my best friend now, Sam Vimes.
我想我有办法再救你一次 I think I know a way I can save you one more time.
跟我来 Come with me.
他正在把他们引向陷阱 He's leading them straight into the trap.
我们去那里和威姆斯汇合 We'll meet Vimes there
然后带他去兰金府邸 and take him onto the Ramkin mansion.
还有别的事吗 There's something else?
这个威姆斯是个废物 真没想到 This Vimes is a bit pathetic, which is a surprise,
而且那个铁铸小子并不是第三件魔法物品 and it turns out the Ironfoundersson kid isn't the third artefact.
他们觉得有可能是兰金女士 They think it might be Lady Ramkin.
我在铁铸逃走以后做了这个追踪器找他 I built this to track Ironfoundersson after he got away from us.
可以在她身上试试 We can test it on her.
又来了 Here we go again.
不够发达的魔法物品会被... The under-developed magical artefact gets pulled...
...我这么配合你 ...I only went along with all this
只是因为你说我能找点乐子 because you said I'd get something interesting to do.
它刚刚为什么没声了 Why'd it go silent like that?
它能探测万物诞生前的寂静 It detects the silence that existed before anything else.
奥克钢会和那种寂静共鸣 Octiron sings with that same silence.
它是在上古时期由元素魔法锻造出的 It was forged by elemental magic long before there were
那时候世界和人类还不存在 worlds or men and women to walk upon them.
好吧 Well...
我们不用知道兰金是不是第三件魔法物品 We don't need to know if Ramkin is the third artefact.
只需要让威姆斯杀了她 We just need Vimes to kill her.
我们就自由了 Then we're free.
他要是没有下手呢 And if he doesn't?
这可是你的主意 This was your idea.
我能活这么多年 I survived all these years
因为我总是居安思危 because I never assumed the roof over my head today
有备无患 would still be there tomorrow.
我见识了把你带到时间之外的那些人 I've seen the ones who took you out of time.
还有他们的能力 What they can do.
我们需要所有的筹码 We need every lever we can get.
看好它们 Guard them.
是 主人
他们在利用我们 地精 They're using us, Goblin.
我只是在这儿展示用的 I am only here for the exposition,
而你不过是个毫无意义的讽喻 while you are nothing more than a pointless allegory.
我知道
他真的很不对劲 He's acting really weird.
他看起来像闭上双眼也知道自己在什么地方吗 Does he look like he can tell where he is through the sole of his boots?
自从他遇到兰金女士 Ever since he met Lady Ramkin
他就一直喷恶魔朗姆须后水 he's been wearing Demon Rum aftershave.
最重要的是找到她 All that matters is getting to her...
-但他现在没喷 -赶在卡瑟之前 - He isn't wearing it now. - ...before Carcer...
卡罗卜 你在听我们说话吗 Hello, Carrot, you listening?
我只是在服从命令 Just following orders.
谁下令让你停止思考了 卡罗卜 When were your orders to stop thinking, Carrot?
这是什么地方 Where are we?
坦第监狱 国家惩教机构
我读到过这个地方 I've read about this place.
坦第 Tanty.
城里最早最古老的监狱 The city's first and oldest prison.
瓦崔克国王当年建来给警卫队 It was built by King Veltrick to house the arrests
关押罪犯的监狱 he thought the Watch would make.
现在空无一人 Now it's empty.
兰金女士为什么要和我们在没人的监狱碰面 So why would Lady Ramkin be meeting us in an empty prison?
这边 This way.
这就是你的出路 There's your way out.
我不会丢下你的 I'm not leaving you.
别担心 Don't worry.
我们会再见面的 警监 We meet again, Captain.
石头之间可以交流 Stone speaks stone.
快走吧 Go on then.
这里边有什么 警监 What's through there, Captain?
你 You.
-这是报复你把我扔进小屋那么多次 -小屋 - That's for putting me in The Hut so many times. - Hut?
什么小屋 警监 你在说什么 What Hut, Captain? What are you talking about?
是卡瑟 Carcer...
我就知道事有蹊跷 I knew something wasn't right.
来吧 萨姆 她正等着呢 Come on, Sam. She's waiting.
警监 Captain?
警监 Captain!
你好 Hello.
牢房检查 检查... Cell inspection. Inspect...
动起来 Move it along!
《监狱条例》C条21A项规定 Prison Regulation C stroke 21 A states that
你们随时都要保持4.6米的距离 you will maintain access of five yards at all times!
江山易改本性难移 Nothing ever changes.
你是怎么从野兽那逃脱的 How did you get away from The Beast?
你说过...就是今天了 You said... today's the day?
快滚 Get lost.
今天要干什么 The day for what?
你心知肚明 You know what.
你有越狱计划 You got an escape plan?
-我没有 -我有 - I haven't. - I have.
好吧 我加入 All right, then, I'm in.
求我啊 Say please.
求你了 Please.
好吧 垃圾 算上你了 All right, slag. You're in.
我头被野兽撞了一下 I got a bit of a knock on the head from The Beast.
你能不能再说一遍计划 Perhaps you could remind me of the plan.
我的同伙会解释的 My associate will explain.
谢谢 Thank you.
那扇门 That door...
是这里的唯一出路 is the only way out of here
只有典狱长才能打开 and it can only get opened by the Warden.
那后面还有重重门槛 Lots of doors behind that one.
典狱长的手能把它们都打开 Warden's hand opens all of them.
所以 So...
我们要把她的手砍下来 We're gonna cut it off.
真有那个必要吗 Is that absolutely necessary?
窗户全都焊死了 The windows are all barred.
唯一的出路就是我们进来的路 The only way out's the way we came in.
打扰一下 Excuse me...
请问你们当中 but could you tell me which one of you
谁最有可能先吃掉同伴 is most likely to eat the other one first?
我想先安排好日程 Just trying to organise my schedule.
别担心 我认识这家伙 Don't worry, I know this guy.
你能帮助我们离开这里吗 Can you help us get out of here?
抱歉 我不能多管闲事 Sorry. Can't really intervene.
你肯定有超能力或特殊技能 Oh, you must have some sort of special powers or skills?
我确实有两把刷子 Well, I do have a little somethin'-somethin'.
我开始写歌了 I've started writing songs, you see.
没什么了不起的 真的只是毛毛雨而已 It's nothing. They're just silly little things, really.
你们也不会在乎的 没人在乎我 Not that any of you would care. Nobody ever cares.
我们很想听听你的歌 We would love to hear your song.
太窝心了 Sweet sensation.
这首歌叫《最后一口气》 This one's called, uh, Last Breath.
♪ 耶 耶 ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ 来啊 ♪ ♪ Check it ♪
♪ 来啊 一 二 开始吧 ♪ ♪ Check it. One, two, break it down now ♪
♪ 这是你最后一口气 ♪ ♪ This is your last breath ♪
♪ 你好 ♪ ♪ Hello ♪
♪ 我是死神 ♪ ♪ I'm Death... ♪
动起来 Move it along!
今天必须动手 It has to happen today.
我的兄弟们在外面等着我们呢 My boys are on the outside waiting for us.
嗯 但砍手这个事... Yeah, but cutting off a hand...
全体起立迎接典狱长 All stand for the Warden!
同学们 早上好 Good morning, class.
典狱长 早上好 Good morning, Warden.
大家都知道 As you all know,
创始人瓦崔克国王为了更美好的世界流血牺牲 our founder King Veltrick bled for a better world.
血与徽 The blood and the badge.
血与徽 血与徽 The blood and the badge. The blood and the badge.
以他牺牲的名义 In the name of his sacrifice,
这座监狱其实也不是真的监狱 this prison is not actually a prison.
不 这里是学习的地方 No, it's a place of learning.
这是个痛苦的过程 A painful process.
这个过程需要 One that requires...
极端的手段 extreme measures.
所以今天B组要去小屋 And so, today, Group B will go in The Hut.
小屋 小屋 小屋 小屋 Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
177号囚犯 Prisoner 177!
你应该被关进地洞了 You're meant to be in the Hole.
如果地洞不能让他学乖 Well, if the Hole didn't teach him a lesson,
小屋一定可以 the Hut certainly will.
小屋里有什么 What's in the Hut?
我们越狱需要的一切 Everything we need to escape.
他也去 Him, too.
♪ 这是你最后一口气 ♪ ♪ This is your last breath ♪
♪ 大家说 ♪ ♪ And the people say ♪
♪ 你好 ♪ ♪ Hello ♪
♪ 没错 ♪ ♪ That's right. ♪
♪ 我是死神 ♪ ♪ I'm death ♪
♪ 我是死神 ♪ ♪ I'm Death ♪
♪ 耶 ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪
你们懂吧 喊麦合唱 朗朗上口 You feel me right? Call and response. Easy to remember.
这是演唱会爆款啊 All the hallmarks of a stadium banger.
非得长达37分钟吗 Does it really have to be 37 minutes long?
我可以表演一遍夜店版 I can play you the club edit.
还是跟我说说你的乐器吧 Actually, tell me about your instrument?
我从没见过这样的 I've never seen one that looks like that.
这个吗 我是就地取材的 This? I, uh, fashioned this from what I could find.
这是个被丢在那边的旧沙漏 This is an old hourglass that was just sort of lying around.
不管怎样 Anyway.
我知道我的外表不像个"摇滚明星" 但是 I know that my appearance doesn't exactly scream "rock star," but...
床的弹簧 我需要床的弹簧 Bedsprings. I need bedsprings.
人们晚上躺在床上 想的都是我 ...people lie in bed at night and all they can think of is me.
所以我不仅会给这个乐队带来好声音 So, not only would I be bringing sweet licks to this band...
你有什么主意 绮莉 What have you got in mind, Cheery?
我还会带来观众 ...but I would also be bringing an audience.
该死 Ah, shit.
我启发到他们了 I've inspired them.
照我说的做 你就永远不用回去了 You do what I say, you never have to go back.
但你得自己争取这个机会 But you have to earn your place here.
你得杀个人 You have to kill someone.
我从没杀过人 I've never killed anybody.
你当然没杀过 Course you haven't.
你在坦第关了多久了 How long you been in Tanty?
二十年了 Twenty years.
进进出出加起来 You know, in and out.
是时候雄起了 It's time to man up.
这就是你脱离苦海的机会 This is how you get out.
杀人是不对的 Killing's wrong.
别考虑是对是错 是善是恶 Don't think about it as right or wrong, good or bad.
那些东西没意义 There's no such thing.
活下去才最重要 There's just survival.
而只有这样做你才能活下去 And this is what you have to do to survive.
好吧 Okay.
你想让我杀谁 Who do you want me to kill?
那是典狱长 That's the Prison Warden.
不管她在你的世界对你做过什么 Whatever she did to you in your world,
在这个世界加还给她 take it out on her in this one.
但在这个世界她还没对我做过什么 不是吗 But she hasn't done anything to me in this one, has she?
你想回去吗 You wanna go back?
萨姆·威姆斯 还逮捕我 Sam Vimes. Arrest me?
让他试试 I'd like to see him try.
来吧 斧子 Come on, axe.
没他更好 好男孩 We're better off without him, Goodboy.
我们走 Let's go.
我们还需要多少 How many more do we need?
这些现在够用了 That'll do for now.
我小时候 有一次地道坍塌了 When I was a kid, a mine tunnel collapsed.
我们十个人被困住了 灯碎了 工具坏了 Ten of us trapped, lamps all shattered, tools broken.
我们哭喊大叫了好一会儿 For a minute, all we could do was cry and scream and shout.
然后我发现 灯还在 And then I realised... we still had the lamps.
工具也还在 We still had the tools.
只是需要找到它们的新用法 Just needed to figure out a new way of using them.
所以我们组装了一个曲柄 移开了碎石 So, we rigged a crank to move the rubble.
你要打破墙壁 You're gonna break through the wall with...
用我们能找到的东西 Whatever we can find.
这里 There.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢什么 For what?
这是你第二次救我了 Well, this is the second time you've saved me.
第一次是什么时候 When was the first?
你 You, er...
你把我从幽冥大学的楼顶边缘拉了上来 You pulled me up from the edge of the roof of the Unseen University.
什么 What?
然后你逮捕了我 And then you arrested me.
为什么逮捕你 Arrested you for what?
我们是一个帮派的 We were in a gang.
我把你派到警卫厅卧底 And I sent you into The Watch House
去救我们朋友 杀基尔警监 to free our friends and kill Captain Keel...
但你没动手 but you didn't.
所以你杀了他吗 So you killed him?
没有 没有 No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
我拿十字弓指着你 I... I had a crossbow on you.
你的背叛让我怒火中烧 I was angry at you for betraying me...
-我们可以解决这事 -但我做不到 - We can solve this! - ...but I couldn't.
我下不了手 I couldn't go through with it.
那种事我永远也下不了手 I could never go through with anything like that.
不 No!
但是你把我抓起来之后 But later, when you locked me away,
他升你为警佐了 he made you sergeant.
然后你接替他成为了警监 And then you succeeded him as captain.
警卫队警监 Captain of The Watch.
你是位好警监 You were a good captain.
善良 Kind.
你想要自由吗 You wanna be free?
你答应过的 You made a promise.
那你就必须完成此事 Then you have to go through with this.
那就兑现吧 Keep it.
动手 Now.
你还在等什么 What you waiting for?
兰金女士不是第三件魔法物品 Lady Ramkin isn't the third artefact.
她的血液中没有奥克钢 There's no Octiron in her blood.
这有什么关系吗 What does it matter?
只要萨姆杀了她 他就完蛋了 Sam kills her, he's finished.
警卫队也会完蛋 我们大功告成 The Watch is finished. We're done.
它对威姆斯有反应 It reacted to Vimes.
你不会真以为他有皇室血统吧 You can't really think he's got royal blood.
如果是他身上别的东西触发了奥克仪呢 What if there's something else about him that triggers the meter?
他们多元宇宙中没有一处 They said there's nowhere in the multiverse
萨姆·威姆斯会杀死西碧尔·兰金女士 where Sam Vimes murders Sybil Ramkin.
也许因为他真的是个高尚的人 Maybe because deep down he truly is noble.
哪怕是这个威姆斯 Even in this version.
你是指"善"吗 You mean "good"?
正如我跟他说的 那些东西没意义 Like I told him, there's no such thing.
-你不能确定 -根本没意义 - You don't know that... - There's no such thing.
怎么可能有意义 How could there be?
如果有意义 那就意味着我所做的一切... That would mean everything that I did, all of it...
意味着我是恶 It would make me bad.
不是吗 Wouldn't it?
不是吗 旺斯 Wouldn't it, Wonse?
来吧 Come.
我带你看 I'll show you.
手工艺加强课程 Intensive Arts and Crafts.
但是狱警允许我们用剪刀 But the screws let us use the scissors.
刀刃都是钝的 They're all blunt,
但是这把剪刀我们已经磨了一个多月了 but we've been sharpening up these ones for over a month.
就在他们的眼皮底下 Right under their noses.
只要跟这把剪纸刀调个包就行 Just have to swap them out for these papier-mache ones.
低下头 放下工具 Eyes down! Tools down!
我们有位访客 We have a visitor.
看看这是谁呀 And who do we have here?
177号囚犯 长官 Prisoner 177, sir.
你好 萨姆 Hello, Sam.
卡瑟 Carcer...
是城市警卫队邓恩警监 Captain Dun of the City Watch.
没关系 It's okay.
大家都在做什么呢 And what are we making here?
所有囚犯向邓恩警监展示你们的作品 Well, all prisoners show Captain Dun your work!
真不错 Very nice.
萨姆 Sam?
只是狗而已 狗 Oh, it's, um... It's just dogs. Dogs.
快点 让我们看看 Well, go on. Show us.
好吧 Okay.
是的 狗狗 Yes, yes. Doggies.
-我只是需要再练练 -是啊 - I just need practice. Just a bit of practice. - Yeah.
继续努力 好吗 萨姆 Keep at it, Sam. Yeah?
继续努力 Keep at it.
大家都做得很好 谢谢你们 Great work, everyone. Thank you.
谢谢 Thank you.
我必须离开这里 I need to get out of here.
调好包了 It's done.
这肯定是地精的豆腐渣工程 Well, that was clearly built by Goblins.
太棒了 真的太棒了 Oh, yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
你闻到警监的气味了吗 You got a scent on the captain?
这边走 This way.
反正你也不喜欢他 You never liked him anyway.
你上次可不是这么说的 Well, that's not what you said last time.
他的眼睛确实挺漂亮的 I suppose he did have nice eyes.
而且... And it was...
有人陪伴是挺好的 good not to be alone.
你是来逮捕我的吗 So, have you come to arrest me?
我不得不捅死你 I have to stab you.
安静 好男孩 Quiet, Goodboy.
他想委婉就让他说吧 Let the man euphemise if he wants.
它只是有点嫉妒 He's just a little jealous.
嫉妒什么 Sorry, "Jealous"?
嫉妒我和你 Of you and me.
我知道我们有分歧 I know we've had our differences, but
但我很高兴你来了 I'm glad you're here.
我也很想你 I've missed you, too.
不 我...我真的是来 No, I... I really came here to...
捅死你 ...stab you.
你不是威姆斯 You're not Vimes.
剪嘴鸥 我正要去找你 Skimmer. I was just coming to find you.
很高兴我帮你省了麻烦 兰金女士 Delighted to have saved you the trouble, Lady Ramkin.
-这是谁 -你是谁 - Who's this? - Who are you?
-警监 -他不是警监 - Captain? - He's not the Captain,
而你要直接去我的地下室 剪嘴鸥 and you're going straight to my basement, Skimmer.
其实 我是来取你性命的 兰金女士 Actually, I've come to take your corpse with me, Lady Ramkin.
这是我重回刺客公会的门票 It'll be my ticket back into the Assassin's Guild.
必须是我来杀她 I have to be the one who kills her.
是吗 Really?
我不介意谁动手 只要尸体给我就行 Well, I don't mind who does it just as long as I get her body.
谢了 陌生人 Thanks, stranger.
不客气 怪胎 Pleasure. Weirdo.
我们有两人 兰金女士 There's two of us, Lady Ramkin.
我只希望你能更加明智地 I only hope that you choose your one shot
选择攻击对象 别像你的已故父亲择友一样 more wisely than your late father chose his friends.
你还不知道吗 Oh, you didn't know?
你父母的刺杀 是由他们一些 Your parents' inhumation was ordered by several
最亲密的朋友指示的 of their closest friends.
-什么 -或许是出于嫉妒 - What? - Maybe it was jealousy
也或许他们内心深处从不喜欢他们 or perhaps deep down they never really liked them.
我引她分神你怎么不攻击她 You were supposed to attack while I distracted her!
你又没跟我说 You didn't say that!
我总不能当着她的面说吧 Well, I wasn't gonna say it in front of her, was I?
拿上我的斧头 Take my axe.
准备好了吗 Ready?
她来了 Here she comes!
我不要回那里 I'm not going back there!
回哪里 Back where?
这个警徽不属于你 That badge doesn't belong to you.
把你的手伸进识读口 Put your hand through that reader.
我不想伤害你 I don't want to hurt you.
如果我那么做 就会鼓励这里所有的囚犯 If I did that, it would encourage every prisoner in here
相信暴力能解决他们的问题 to think that violence is the answer to their problems.
有人能告诉我这到底是怎么回事吗 Would someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
-原谅我 -原谅你什么 - Forgive me. - For what?
我不得不这么做 I have to do this.
我不会妥协 I won't back down.
你不会吗 You won't?
永远不吗 Not ever?
我很抱歉 I am sorry.
人生总是有选择的 There's always a choice...
选择不得不做的事 ...between what you have to do...
还是该做的事 ...and what you should do.
把手砍下来 I want that hand!
杀了她 杀了... Finish her! Finish...
威姆斯 Vimes?
萨姆 Sam...
-威姆斯 -西碧尔 - Vimes? - Sybil?
-真的是你吗 -真的是你吗 - Is that really you? - Is it really you?
我们说的最后一句话是什么 What was the last thing we said...
-真的是你 -是你 - It is you. - Is you.
-你应该闭... -也许我应该闭... - You should stop... - I should probably stop...
我应该闭嘴 I should stop talking.
-闭嘴 对 别说话了 -好的 我闭嘴 - Shut. Yes, you should. Stop talking. - Yeah, I will...
剪嘴鸥 Skimmer!
-你看到她了吗 警监 -谁 - Did you see her, Captain? - Who?
拿走你警徽的那个女人 The woman who took your badge.
-"血与徽" -这是她说的 - "The blood and the badge"? - That's what she said.
她是什么样子 那个...另一个我 What was she like? This... other me?
他是什么样子 What was he like?
警监 我们以协助教唆逃犯的罪名逮捕你 Captain? We're arresting you for aiding and abetting a fugitive.
-出来投降吧 你个假冒者 -没事 他是我的 - Come out and surrender, you imposter. - It's all right. He's mine.
我们的 他是我们的 真的警监 I mean, ours. He's ours. He's our captain.
恶魔朗姆须后水 Demon Rum aftershave.
兰金女士 我们认为你的血液可能... Lady Ramkin, we think your bloodline might...
旺斯拿了我的警徽 Wonse took my badge.
瓦崔克国王被刺客割喉时戴着的警徽 King Veltrick was wearing it when the Assassins cut his throat.
他的血液含有奥克钢 His blood contains Octiron.
警徽上沾了他的血 His blood is on the badge.
那卡瑟就有了他需要的一切 Then Carcer has everything he needs.
该死 Shit.
利剑之铁 Iron in the Sword.
执剑人之刚 Iron in the Bearer.
王冠之铁 Iron in the Crown.
佩戴者之强 Iron in its wearer.
闪耀在正午的第一缕阳光中 They shine and shimmer in Noon's First Ray.
指挥桀龙 燃烧世界 Command the dragon and burn the day.
♪ This is your last breath
♪ Hello, I'm Death
♪ Say hello
♪ I'm Death